Frisky Dingo, Season 1

Stan:
Five million dollars?!

Xander:
Well, I had to pay her off. I can't have some blabbity-mouth hooker running around with my secret identity! That's the first thing they teach you.

Stan:
Nobody cares about your secret identity!

Xander:
It's to protect my loved ones.

Stan:
You don't have any loved ones!

Xander:
[gasp] Stan!

Stan:
What, who? That girlfriend you treat like dirt? Your murdered parents?

[Quick shot of pictures of Xander's parents]

Stan:
And you can say good-bye to the X-tacles.

Xander:
Wh--What?

Stan:
What what? You just spent their entire salary for the year.

Xander:
See, I knew you were going to trick me into doing this!

Stan:
Me?! You're the one who paid five million dollars for a blowjob!

Xander:
I...it was a half-and-half, first of all; second of all...okay I'm going.