Frisky Dingo, Season 1

[a scene from Taqu'il's latest movie Some Like It Crump begins with police sirens resounding as Taqu'il's character is lying in the backseat clutching his side, clearly bleeding from a gunshot wound]

Taqu'il [as Jimmy] Ahh.. Ah! Ah! I can't... believe that bitch shot me! You gotta take me to the hospital!

[the view changes to reveal the driver of the car, a black man, dressed as a clown in a clown suit and makeup, complete with rainbow wig and red nose]

Clown:
[turning to speak to Jimmy as he is driving] You know I can't do that, Jimmy! You ain't gonna die. Say it!

Jimmy:
I'm all shot up, man!

Clown:
You ain't gonna diiiiieeeeee, say the freakin' woooooorrrrrds! [a smaller clown seated on the passenger side appears and honks a horn at him]

Jimmy:
I ain't gonna die... I ain't gonna die... I ain't gonna die.