Frisky Dingo, Season 1

Awesome X:
Just a damn minute, Mr. man, are you even Asian?

[Mao wipes away glasses and fake eyebrows]

Mao:
Yeah, see, I kinda got this minority business loan.

[X-tacles cock and point guns at Mao]

Awesome X:
Those loans are for non-threatening educated women of color.

Xtacle #1:
Yeah, like maybe she wants to go into real estate.

Xtacle #2:
Or maybe open up a beauty salon.

Xander:
Screw it, shoot him.

Mao:
Hey. Hey, whoa. Can't we work something out here. [slips him a postcard]

Xander:
More. More. More, like a whole box more. And the villabouts of the whereain Kelly.

Xtacle #1:
Whereabouts of the villain killface.

Xander:
Did I say the villabouts of the whereain Kelly?

Xtacle #1:
Yeah

Xander:
'Cause I've been doing that a lot lately. I wonder if it's a tumor.

Xtacle #1:
I know a good cancer doctor.