Frisky Dingo, Season 1

Xander:
[Xander has hit the blind Killface with his car] Hey, hey, no no man, don't move, man. I think you got a concussion.

Killface:
Ow! What happened?

Xander:
Hit... hit... hit... and... and they ran... hit and run, plateless gang car.

Killface:
Oh! On a blind man! Crap! Yes, riding dirty, no doubt... With their... Bubba Kush. Well I, sir, am Killface. And you are in my debt... I'm in your debt.

Xander:
Yeah, you have a house.

Killface:
Yes, let's go to my house. take Naps. Where's my food?

Xander:
Yeah, here...

Killface:
My head... kills.

Xander:
Um... this is actually just full of rocks.

Killface:
Oh, that guy!

Xander:
Yeah. [Laughs] ChickParm does that to blind people all the time.

Killface:
Oh, I hate them!

Xander:
Yeah, my girlfriend even did a thing on the news about it-

Killface:
Is your girlfriend on the news?

Xander:
My... what?

Killface:
Grace Ryan? Wait a minute. Who are you? Shhhhh. You smell that? I smell crickets.

Xander:
We should go to your house.

Killface:
Yes, let's go to my house. Take naps. And y... what's your name? I don't even know your name.

Xander:
Um... uh... mmm... Barnaby Jones.

Killface:
[Beat] Barnaby Jones!

Xander:
Yeah.

Killface:
[Singing] People, let me tell ya 'bout my new best friend, Barnaby Jones! [Long pause] ...Nap.