Frisky Dingo, Season 1

Stan:
[as Awesome X through transmission] How did he even escape anyway?

X-tacle #1:
We're...dealing with that internally, X.

Stan:
Inte...I'll deal with you internally!

[The X-tacles gasp as Stan holds up a remote.]

Stan:
Yes, you'd better gasp collectively, because until you find Xander Crews, I'm gonna blow one of your heads off every hour. [1 X-tacle's head axplodes] Starting now

[Transmission ends]

X-tacle #1:
Oh my f-ing God...

X-tacle #2:
Every hour? What are we going to do?

X-tacle #3:
First of all, maybe we shouldn't have agreed to have remote-controlled explosives put in our necks.

X-tacle #1:
Well where were you at contract time?

X-tacle #3:
Your mom's house. [X-tacle #1 points gun at #3] Cleaning! Dude I was only cleaning.

X-tacle #1:
[holstering gun] Yeah, that's what I thought.

X-tacle #3:
[pointing his own gun] Her vagina!