Frisky Dingo, Season 1

X-tacle #1:
Okay, got the tuxedo shirt.

X-tacle #2:
Uhh...what is that?

Nearl:
Everybody is Ken!

X-tacle #1:
What is what?

X-tacle #2:
That!

X-tacle #1:
It's the shirt.

X-tacle #2:
Really. And is it me, or is it 1987? A winged collar. Are you...doing this?

X-tacle #3:
What are...what's everybody doing?

X-tacle #2:
No, that's great. Maybe you and Nearl...

Nearl:
I'm Nearl!

X-tacle #2:
...your f*cking prom date can borrow your dad's f*cking time machine...

X-tacle #3:
Please don't do this.

X-tacle #2:
...and fly it into the gym down there at I'm-a-jackoff High School...

Nearl:
Everybody!

X-tacle #2:
...and slow dance to Lisa Lisa and motherf*cking Cult Jam!

Nearl:
Lisa Lisa, the one I adore!

X-tacle #4:
[running in] I think it's the Cult Jam.

X-tacle #1:
[as Ed McMahon] You are correct, sir.

X-tacle #2:
No, he isn't, nor is that collar!

X-tacle #3:
Can we just fix the collar?

X-tacle #5:
[at sewing machine] Oh, sure, why not? I'll just do it tonight while I'm missing another recital.