Frisky Dingo, Season 1

X-Tacle #1:
Oh My God I'm so friggin' sad!

Nearl:
Yes! Here you go. [Hands X-Tacle a tissue]

X-Tacle #1:
I'll take it thank you.

Nearl:
But life in the hospital was a Picnic compared to Life on the Mean streets of...Town...

[Flashback]:

Nearl:
...But I want to stay forever living in the Hospital with you Mr. Ford!

Mr. Ford:
Hospital closed Nearl.

Nearl:
Uh Oh!

Mr. Ford:
Now I gotta go and work in a damn Pet Store.

Nearl:
I'd like that!

Mr. Ford:
[Ignoring him] And you can thank Ron Reagan's ass for that! (He drives away)

Nearl:
Thank you, Ronald Reagan. (Pauses to think) Your legacy is intact.

[Flashback Ends]:

Nearl:
But thanks to you and your mysterious brain chemical, we shall savor the sweet nectar of revenge as we rise up, as one man, and DESTROY MY BROTHER, XANDER CREW--[Ronnie shoots Nearl in the head] Thanks, Ken! [Nearl falls over]

X-tacle #1:
Ronnie!

Ronnie:
What?

X-tacle #1:
What is wrong with you!?

Ronnie:
Hey, what? I do you favor.

X-tacle #1:
This is why we can't have nice things! Thank you, Ronnie!

Ronnie:
Look this is complicated enough without all this evil twin bullsh*t having.

X-tacle #1:
You know, that is... actually, that's a pretty good point.

X-tacle #2:
Good for you, Ronnie.

X-tacle #1:
Yeah, it's complicated.

X-tacle #3:
So, if Xander Crews really is Awesome X, then where is he?