Frisky Dingo, Season 1

Torpedo Vegas:
He's like a kid in a candy shop, and that candy is... success. And I'm that friendly man at this cash register with a handle bar mustache *chuckles*

Xander Crews/Barnaby Jones:
What?

Killface:
I think I'm missing the key reference.

Torpedo Vegas:
I can't have people sneaking in here leaking dooky water on my rugs. That's unacceptable.

Xander Crews/Barnaby Jones:
I HAVE PATTY HEARST SYNDROME!

Killface:
Barnaby just-

Torpedo Vegas:
I'm getting furious at you, you don't even have any pants on.

Xander Crews/Barnaby Jones:
Neither does he!

Torpedo Vegas:
Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...

Killface:
I - uh -

Xander Crews / Barnaby Jones:
Yeah, what is the story on that?

Killface:
Oh, like you can talk.

Xander Crews:
Hey, my penis fills an entire tall-boy.

[Quick cut to Xander, as Awesome X, dancing in front of the X-ticles, naked except for a beercan covering his groin and shouting "Master Cylinder!" through a megaphone. Cut back to Torpedo Jones' lair]

Torpedo Jones:
[Scoffing] I'm sure it doesn't fill it.