Frisky Dingo, Season 1

Xander Crews/Barnaby Jones:
Oh, you're f***in' dead.

Killface:
Yes, that's the spirit, Barnaby. [Xander smashes Killface in the face] Oh you're really selling it.

Xander Crews/Barnaby Jones:
Oh, what's that? I obviously can't hear you.

Killface:
Okay, Barnaby?

Xander Crews/Barnaby Jones:
Hey, I'm Killface, and I have a plan! Let me shoot your f***in' eyes out! And then, let's wander around a f***in' sewer our whole lives, looking for my fat ass, weirdo kid!

Killface:
Hey-

Xander Crews/Barnaby Jones:
Who just happens to be-

Killface:
Barnaby-

Xander Crews/Barnaby Jones:
The world's fattest f***ing pussy! [Killface yells and bashes Xander to the ground]

Killface:
You made me do that! [Steps on Xander's neck]

Xander Crews/Barnaby Jones:
Well, your kid's still a pussy.

Killface:
Barnaby-

Xander Crews/Barnaby Jones:
'Cause you are a failure as a parent.