Frisky Dingo, Season 1

[Bored, Killface watches his TV]

Xander Crews (on TV):
Next Question - no that's it, we're done!

Male TV Voice:
Coming Up, Friends, followed by -

Killface:
[Sighs, switches channel]

Female TV Voice:
Betrayal, Starring Jeremy Irons-

Killface:
Mm. No. [switches channel]

SpanishMale TV Voice:
Si Bueno i como Barnaby Jone-

Killface:
No. [switches channel]

Male TV News Voice:
- Marathon, of this Old Barn-

[switches channel]

Female TV Documentary Voice:
-A Bee-

[switches channel]

Darcell Jones:
- Jones of Team Jaguar -

[Killface blasts his TV Screen]

Killface:
Barnaby Jones. Well, mark my words, as my newish HD TV goes, so goes-[cut to the Crews building]

Xander Crews:
Xander frickin' Crews! Do you see the big ass sign out there? Does it say "Stan the big dumb fat jerk liar who tried to steal my company"? No! Building's not tall enough! Yuck, you know, I'm just glad my murdered parents aren't alive to see this, and frankly, we're not too stoked about seeing it either.

Stan:
You son of a bitch.

Xander Crews:
Are we, Old Spice?

Old Spice:
Yes!

Xander Crews:
He says no. Now do it until you get it right!

Stan:
MASTER CYLINDER! MASTER CYLINDER!