Frisky Dingo, Season 1

[After Simon attempts to re-hang a portrait of his mother up]

Killface:
So just leave Lady Mom on the floor as a painful remainder of everyone I clutch to my bosom in friendship, only to feel the icy pang of betrayal as they sink their serpent's teeth into my... y'know... my bosom!

[Phillip enters, wearing a tuxedo and carrying a basket of pickles]

Phillip:
[Cheerfully] Well, my ears are burnin'.

Killface:
Wha... Phillip?!

Phillip:
Ta-daaa!

[Icy pause]

Killface:
[Stand-offish] Eager to know why you're here.

...

Killface:
Have you come to gloat?

Phillip:
That, and I think I might have left my Zune here. Have ya seen it?

Killface:
I don't know.

Phillip:
No? It's a...

Killface:
No, nothing here but a profound sense of betrayal.

Phillip:
... little Zune, it's got Mp3s on it...

Killface:
Oh, and back knives.

Phillip:
Ah, it's no biggie, I'll just buy a new one. I'm a billionaire now, you know.

Killface:
Yes, I can tell by the tuxedo.

Phillip:
Yep, that's what we wear. Y'know.

Killface:
ZZ Top would be proud.

Phillip:
Chompa chompa.