American Dad!, Season 8

[Stan looks at photos of him and Snot]

Steve:
Oh, Snot. You were wearing your bathing suit as underwear that day. [puts it back in the envelope]

Stan:
Oh, is that a letter for Snot? I'll mail it for you.

Steve:
[hands Stan the letter] Thanks. This is my fifth letter to him. I hope this time he writes me back.

Stan:
Doubt it. Snot's probably moved on with his life and I think it's time you did too. [hands him a net] Here, I signed you up for lacrosse.

Steve:
Dad, I'm not a physical boy.

Stan:
Well, now that Snot's not here to drag you down, you can do anything. Let's see what you can do with that lacrosse stick.

[Steve puts it on his head]

Stan:
What are you doing?

Steve:
Playing lunch lady. Pizza or sloppy joe?

Stan:
[sighs] I am pissed off because you're doing that and now I want a sloppy joe and I know you don't really have one.