American Dad!, Season 8

Steve:
Roger, I need your help. There's a big crazy guy at school who wants to beat the crap out of me.

[Roger takes his glasses and clothes off, then puts his glasses back on. he puts his hands together and inhales]

Roger:
I'm listening.

Steve:
We're supposed to fight Friday at 3:00. I only have two days to find a way out of it.

Roger:
I know a guy who loves a good fight. I'll give him a call. He'll take care of your problems.

Steve:
Oh, thank you. Wait, the guy's not gonna be you, is he?

Roger:
No, I promise.

Steve:
'Cause a lot of times when you say "you know a guy", you're really just thinking about yourself.

Roger:
Fine! It was gonna be me, but since you're making a big deal about it, I'll call somebody else, okay? Stop figuring out my tricks! [crushes his desk with a bat and puts his clothes back on] My model plane.