Futurama, Season 6

[Hermes and LaBarbara provide backup on kalimba and drum respectively.]

Kwanzaa-bot:
The seven basic principles that go to make up Kwanzaa!

So sit yo' asses down and have some knowledge dropped upons ya!

LaBarbara:
Kujichagulia...

Barbados Slim and Bubblegum Tate:
And umoja...

Hermes:
And the rest.

Planet Express crew:
Now we get it!

Kwanzaa-bot:
Sit back down! There's gonna be a test.

My favorite's ujamaa.

Bubblegum Tate:
Cooperative economics.

Kwanzaa-bot:
[to Dwight] Yo, boondocks, I'm talkin' here! Put away the comics!

Ku'umba is another one, it stands for creativity.

Barbados Slim:
Like the ever-changing nature of my sexual proclivities. [starts coming on to Zoidberg]

Kwanzaa-bot:
I think there's one called "nia," but I don't speak Swahili,

Sumthin' 'bout a pine tree and a oil-wrestlin' dealy?

Prof. Farnsworth:
That's from Xmas and Robanukah, you plagiarizing lout!

Kwanzaa-bot:
Yeah, I'm kinda losin' interest here. I'd best be rollin' out.

But before I go, the most important thing...

Dwight:
What's that, Black Santa?

Kwanzaa-bot:
You need seven Kwanzaa candles that you light up every night.

But they best be made of beeswax or y'all might as well be white.

Planet Express crew:
[writing on notepads] They must be made of beeswax or we might as well be white.