Futurama, Season 7

[Richard Nixon is told to end cartoon violence]

Richard Nixon:
Rosemary, have we got any type of machinery to edit tape?!

Rosemary:
Oh you know we do!

Nixon:
[attaches robotic arms to machinery under his head] Time for Dickie to get tricky! Rargh! [Puts cartoon video-tape in video player]

Singers:
♪ G. I. Zapp. G. I. Zapp, G. I. Zapp!♪

Announcer:
G. I Zapp is the code name for an elite group of...[Nixon pushes edit button]

Nixon:
Patriotic peacekeepers who rebuild schools with their bullet-sucking vacuum tanks. That's what they are...

Announcer:
Today's episode:. Operation throat sl-...[Nixon edits]

Nixon:
Banana split! What the hell kind of plane is that?!

Zapp Brannigan:
Okay, G. I. Zapps. Today's mission is to parachute into Fort Weaponsworth and take back our shrapnel laser, which was stolen by our sworn enemy. The terrorist group known as ACRONYM.

Kif:
Acronym...A Criminal Regiment of Nasty Young Men.

Nixon:
Oh, that's clever...I'll leave that the way it is.

[ACRONYM soldiers line up at the Great Pyramids]

Farnsworth:
[as a villain] I'll show those G. I Zapps once and for all when I fire this surface-to-air...[Nixon edits tapes]

Nixon:
Warning shot!

Soldier:
Excellent plan, Profestro. That'll blow them straight to he-...[Nixon edits tape]

Nixon:
Church!

Zapp:
Sound off as you jump! Freezerburn! [Jumps off plane]

Leela:
Nutcracker!

Nixon:
[editing] That's no name for a woman! Let's just call her uhh...Pat!

Fry:
Waterboard!

Nixon:
[editing] Helpful Johnny!!

Bender:
Boxcutter!

Nixon:
[editing] Powder puff!

GI Zapp Soldier:
Orphan crippler!

Nixon:
[editing] Uhhhhhh....pass...?

Kif:
Incoming surface-to-air mi...

Nixon:
[editing] Telegram! [A missile blows up the plane which crashes]

Kif:
Tell my wife I...

Nixon:
[editing] I'll be home for dinner! [plane crashes in desert turning into a fireball] I uh...landed the plane safely next to this naturally occurring fireball. At Disneyland. [an amputated arm with blood flies at the camera] Hi, Tinker Bell.

Farnsworth:
[his soldiers aim cannons at the GI Zapps] Ready! Aim...f...[Nixon edits tape]

Nixon:
NEGOTIATE!!! [The cannons fire. The GI Zapps drop grenades at the ACRONYM members] Uh, here comes a water balloon! [grenade explodes as men fly about moaning] That's quite a splash!

Fry:
Uh, beam me up, Scotty. [He tosses an axe at an ACRONYM member]

Nixon:
[editing] YAY! I caught it!

Fry:
[a shot pierces his stomach] I'm hit! Oh God it h...

Nixon:
[editing] Tickles!

Leela:
Fry is d...

Nixon:
[editing] Sleeping!

Leela:
I will avenge him you heartless...

Nixon:
BASTARDS!!! [grins evilly] It's okay when I say it!