Game of Thrones, Season 2

[Davos tries to convince the pirate Salladhor Saan to join Stannis' cause]

Davos Seaworth:
Come with me and plunder the greatest city in Westeros. You'll be the richest man in Lys and the most famous. They'll be singing songs about you as long as men have voices to sing.

Salladhor Saan:
Sallador Saan is a good name for songs.

Davos Seaworth:
It is.

Sallador Saan:
One thing; I want the Queen.

Davos Seaworth:
The Queen?

Salladhor Saan:
Cersei. I want her. I'll sail with your fleet, all 30 of my ships, and if we don't drown at the bottom of Blackwater Bay, I'll f*** this blond queen and I'll f*** her well.

Mathos Seaworth:
This war isn't about you. We're not attacking King's Landing so that you can rape the Queen!

Salladhor Saan:
I'm not going to rape her, I'm going to f*** her.

Mathos Seaworth:
As if she would just let you.

Salladhor Saan:
You don't know how persuasive I am. I never tried to f*** you.

Matthos Seaworth:
Stannis is the rightful King and the Lord of Light.

Salladhor Saan:
I've been all over the world, my boy, and everywhere I go people tell me about the true god. They all think they found the right one. The one true God is what's between a woman's legs, and better yet a Queen's legs. [to Davos] I never thought you'd have a true believer for a son.

Davos Seaworth:
Ah, he's young yet. I promise you the gold. I promise you the glory. I cannot promise you the Queen.

Salladhor Saan:
You believe your king can win?

Davos Seaworth:
He is the one, true king.

Salladhor Saan:
You Westerosi are funny people. A man chops off your fingers and you fall in love with him. I'll sail with you, Davos Seaworth. You're the most honest smuggler I ever met. Make me rich.

Davos Seaworth:
Get me to the gates of King's Landing and I will.