Game of Thrones, Season 2

(Tyrion, Bronn and Timmet barge into Pycelle's chambers)

Grand Maestar Pycelle:
What is the meaning of this?! [Bronn drags Pycelle to his feet] No! No, please!

Tyrion Lannister:
You disappoint me, Grand Maester.

Grand Maester Pycelle:
I am your loyal servant.

Tyrion Lannister:
So loyal that you told the queen about my plans to send Myrcella to Dorne.

Grand Maester Pycelle:
No, never! It's a falsehood, I swear it. It wasn't me. (smiles) Ah, Varys! It was Varys, the Spider-

Tyrion Lannister:
See, I told Varys that I was giving the princess to the Greyjoys. I told Littlefinger that I planned to wed her to Robin Arryn. I told no one that I was offering her to the Dornish. No one but you.

Grand Maester Pycelle:
The eunuch has spies everywhere-

Tyrion Lannister:
[to Timmet] Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats.

Timmet:
[confused] There are no goats, halfman.

Tyrion Lannnister:
[exasperated] Well, make do! [To Pycelle] How long have you been spying for my sister?

Grand Maester Pycelle:
All I did, I did for House Lannister. Always. Your lord father, ask him. I've always been his servant, since the days of the Mad King.

Tyrion Lannister:
[shakes his head] I don't like his beard...

Grand Maester Pycelle:
What? [Bronn grabs Pycelle's beard] No! [Bronn cuts off the beard] AH.

Tyrion Lannister:
How many Hands have you betrayed, Pycelle? Eddard Stark, Jon Arryn...

Grand Maester Pycelle:
Lord Arryn! He knew, he knew the truth about the Queen and he planned to act, to tell King Robert-

Tyrion Lannister:
So you poisoned him?

Grand Maester Pycelle:
[outraged] No! Never!

Tyrion Lannister:
But you let him die! Made sure he succumbed!

Grand Maester Pycelle:
[desperate] Lannister, I've always served Lannister...!

Tyrion Lannister:
[disgusted] Get him out of my sight! Throw him in one of the black cells! [Bronn and Timett drag a protesting Pycelle out]