Game of Thrones, Season 2

Priest:
[preaching to a crowd in the street] Corruption! Yes, we are swollen, bloated, foul! Brother fornicates with sister in the bed of kings, and we're surprised when the fruit of their incest is rotten?! Yes, a rotten king!

Tyrion Lannister:
It's hard to argue with his assessment.

Bronn:
Not after what he did to your birthday present.

Tyrion Lannister:
The king is a lost cause. It's the rest of us I'm worried about now.

Priest:
A dancing king, prancing down his bloodstained halls to the tune of a twisted demon monkey! [the crowd laughes]

Tyrion Lannister:
[smiling] You have to admire his imagination.

Bronn:
He's talking about you.

Tyrion Lannister:
[his smile fades] What? "Demon monkey"?

Bronn:
People think you're pulling the King's strings. They blame you for the city's ills.

Tyrion Lannister:
Blame me? I'm trying to save them.

Bronn:
You don't need to convince me.

Tyrion Lannister:
[deflated] Demon monkey.