Game of Thrones, Season 4

Tyrion:
[After Shae testifies against him] Father... I wish to confess. I wish to confess.

Tywin:
You wish to confess?

Tyrion:
[To the audience of the trial] I saved you. I saved this city [angrily] and all your worthless lives! I should've let Stannis kill you all!

[The crowd groans with disgust]

Tywin:
Tyrion! [Tyrion looks at him] Do you wish to confess?

Tyrion:
Yes... Father. I'm guilty. Guilty! Is that what you want to hear!?

Tywin:
You admit you've poisoned the King?

Tyrion:
No. Of that, I'm innocent. I'm guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I'm guilty of being a dwarf!

Tywin:
[Scoffs] You are not on trial for being a dwarf.

Tyrion:
[Angrily] Oh, yes I am! I've been on trial for that my entire life!

Tywin:
[Impatiently] Have you nothing to say on your defense?

Tyrion:
Nothing but this: I did not do it. [With great fury; to Cersei] I did not kill Joffrey, but I WISH that I HAD! Watching your vicious bastard die give me MORE relief than 1,000 lying whores!! [To the crowd] I WISH I WAS THE MONSTER YOU THINK I AM!! I WISH I HAD ENOUGH POISON FOR THE WHOLE PACK OF YOU!! I WOULD GLADLY GIVE MY LIFE TO WATCH YOU ALL SWALLOW IT!!!

[The entire crowd roars with outrage]

Tywin:
[Angrily stands] Ser Meryn! Ser Meryn, escort the prisoner back to his cell!

Tyrion:
[Stares irately at his father] I WILL NOT GIVE MY LIFE FOR JOFFREY'S MURDER, AND I KNOW I'LL GET NO JUSTICE HERE!! SO I WILL LET THE GODS DECIDE MY FATE! I DEMAND A TRIAL BY COMBAT!!!

[The crowd, once again, roars with outrage, as Margaery, Shae, Jaime and Cersei stare at Tyrion with disbelief. Tyrion and his father glare at each other]