Game of Thrones, Season 4

Jaime Lannister:
I made a deal for you to keep your ungrateful head on your ungrateful neck a little while longer.

Tyrion Lannister:
I'm sorry, what am I grateful for? The opportunity to live and die at the Wall as punishment for a crime I did not commit?

Jaime Lannister:
You threw your life away. You threw it away. It's not a joke. You understand that, don't you?

Tyrion Lannister:
Of course it's a joke, just not a very funny one. I couldn't- I couldn't listen to her standing there telling her lies. I couldn't do it.

Jaime Lannister:
You fell in love with a whore.

Tyrion Lannister:
Yes, I fell in love with a whore. And I was stupid enough to think that she had fallen in love with me. That deal you made, it was everything father wanted. You do see that? He gets you back as his heir. The future Lord of the Rock. And he ships me off to Castle Black, out of sight at last. All so perfect. It felt good to take that from him. He knows I'm innocent and he's willing to sacrifice me anyway.

Jaime Lannister:
He's willing to sacrifice any of us.

Tyrion Lannister:
Not you. You're the golden son. You could kill a king, lose a hand, f*** your own sister, you'll always be the golden son.

Jaime Lannister:
Careful. I'm the last friend you've got.

Tyrion Lannister:
At least I got to tell them what they really are.

Jaime Lannister:
Yes, brilliant speech. They'll be talking about it for days to come. I thought you were a realist. Didn't realize you'd die for pride.

Tyrion Lannister:
Don't give up on me just yet. I survived one trial by combat, even though you weren't there to save me.

Jaime Lannister:
I can't save you this time either. My training has proved that I can't beat a stable boy with my left hand.

Tyrion Lannister:
Where's your sense of adventure? Even if you lose, imagine the look on father's face when you fall. Our family name snuffed out with a single swing of the sword.

Jaime Lannister:
It is tempting.

Tyrion Lannister:
Well... Bronn fought for me once, he'll do it again. If he wins, I expect I'll be in his debt for the rest of my life.

Jaime Lannister:
If he wins.

Tyrion Lannister:
Will you find him for me? [Jaime nods] Who does Cersei plan on naming as a champion? I hope it's Ser Meryn Trant. I'd enjoy watching Bronn disembowel that pompous child beater.

Jaime Lannister:
No. Not Ser Meryn.