The Golden Girls, Season 1

Dorothy:
Barry Glick was the man that I wanted to be the first.

Rose:
First where?

Dorothy:
On Mars, Rose! My first lover!

Blanche:
Well, so what happened?

Dorothy:
Stanley, that's what happened. Stanley. I went to a drive-in with Stanley. He said he was being shipped off to Korea, would probably die, and it would mean so much. That was my part of the war effort. It took three seconds. I wasn't sure that we had done anything, actually, until nine months later when the baby came. Then I figured out that we had. You know, that was my only proof.

Rose:
(superior) I waited until my wedding night.

[Dorothy puts her nose in the air and mocks Rose's superior attitude.]