The Golden Girls, Season 2

Dorothy:
Ma, it's 8 o'clock in the morning, what are you doing with the sherry?

Sophia:
Don't worry! I'm not gonna drink it. I was just gonna hide it from the dog.

Dorothy:
Come on Ma, you expect me to believe that?

[Dorothy sets the bottle of sherry on the kitchen table, and the dog runs into the kitchen, jumps on top of a chair, and stares at the bottle longingly]

Dorothy:
[to the dog] ...Promise me you won't drive.