The Golden Girls, Season 2

Sophia:
If you didn't come here to apologize, why don't you leave?

Angela:
Why should I apologize?

Sophia:
I'll tell you why, because you're nothing but a back-stabbing Judas in sensible shoes!

Angela:
Oh, yeah? Well, you know what you are? You're a two-lire tramp with cheap bridgework!

Sophia:
May you put your dentures in upside down and chew your head off!

Angela:
May your legs grow old and gnarled and withered like an olive branch... [looking at Sophia's legs] you should be so lucky.

Sophia:
May your moles grow hair thicker than Jerry Vale's!

Angela:
May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta!

Sophia:
Oooooh [biting her own fist], that's it! Come back here and say that to my face!