The Golden Girls, Season 2

Blanche:
[meeting Frank for the first time, is stunned that he is a priest] Good evening, Father. My, my, this must be an important cause. Don't you usually make the nuns ask for money? I'll get my purse.

Frank:
I- I'm Frank. I'm here to see Dorothy.

Blanche:
You're the hunk? I mean... forgive me, Father. That is, forgive my language, uh- not in your official capacity. I'm not even Catholic, I'm a Baptist and you can't forgive us Baptists. ... Sweet Jesus, why am I babblin'? ... I meant that in all due reverence. I never take the Lord's name in vain. Oh God, now I'm lyin' to a priest! Why don't you just come on in and sit down? I'm, I'm Blanche, I'm Dorothy's roommate. Would you get the door?

Frank:
Dorothy's told me a great deal about you.

Blanche:
[nervously]] Well, she seems to have left out one itty-bitty detail about you.

Frank:
That I'm a priest?

Blanche:
Uh-huh.

Frank:
She didn't know.

Blanche:
What'd she think, you were just a boring dresser?

Frank:
She's never seen me in cleric's clothing.

Blanche:
I didn't know you priests could take your clothes off.

Frank:
We do a lot of things real people do.

Blanche:
Except for one very important thing. Boy, is that gonna put a hitch in Dorothy's plans.