The Golden Girls, Season 3

Blanche:
What if you were giving a eulogy for me, Dorothy? What would you say?

Dorothy:
Well... I think I'd say that you were a kind, generous and loving person, and one of the best friends I've ever had.

Blanche:
Nothing about my looks?

Dorothy:
Okay, I'd say you were one of the prettiest friends I've ever had.

Blanche:
Only "one of"?

Dorothy:
The, Blanche! The prettiest. ... What would you say about me?

Blanche:
Dorothy...

Dorothy:
I told you, you can tell me.

Blanche:
Well, I think I'd say that... I always felt safe having you in the house. And I'd say that I always enjoyed talking to you when I came home from one of my numerous dates. And I'd say that I always looked up to you, like an older sister.

Dorothy:
Thank you, Blanche. Oh, and I forgot one thing: I would also say you're fat.