The Golden Girls, Season 3

[A flashback scene. Blanche and Rose have just crawled into Dorothy's bed, where Dorothy is studying for an exam. Enter Sophia]

Sophia:
Okay, I wanna see six hands above that blanket right now!

Rose:
The only reason we're in bed with Dorothy is, we're scared.

Dorothy:
Scared? Of what?

Blanche:
Now Dorothy, don't you laugh, but we're scared of the aliens.

Dorothy:
Blanche, how many times have I told you not to call them "the aliens"? They are the Chungs and they happen to be very nice.

Sophia:
They're not very nice, they eat dogs.

Dorothy:
Ma, they do not eat dogs!

Sophia:
Right, it's just a coincidence that not one ever pees on their lawn.

Dorothy:
Ma, you made that up.

Rose:
Sophia, we're not talking about them anyway. We're talking about the aliens from outer space.

Dorothy:
Oh, those aliens. GET OUT! BOTH OF YOU!

Blanche:
Dorothy, now have a heart. Rose and I rented that movie Aliens, and it just scared us half to death!

Sophia:
It scared me too. That Sigourney Weaver's a sweet girl, but she really shouldn't go without makeup.

Dorothy:
I don't have TIME for this now, I have my education exam tomorrow morning!

Rose:
You mean you're kicking us out?

Dorothy:
Rose, I have to study!

Sophia:
That's my Dorothy, always with her nose in a book. Unlike your brother Phil, who was always with his nose in the dirty clothes hamper.

Blanche:
I cannot believe you would be so cold-blooded as to cast out your two dearest friends in this their time of need!

Dorothy:
And I can't believe that the two of you are so inconsiderate that you would disturb me with something this ridiculous when you know how important my exam is. If I don't pass it, I don't get my raise!

Sophia:
That's it, everybody out!

Blanche:
Sophia, we're scared!

Sophia:
I'm scared too, that we won't be able to afford meat on the table! You want to wind up swapping recipes with the Chungs? Out! Out!