The Golden Girls, Season 3

Sophia:
Is this helping anyone yet; cause this sure feels like an ending to me.

Rose:
Oh, it's helping me Sophia--what I got out of the story was that you should take a bad situation and make it better! [jumps up] I'm gonna tell my boss off! [rushes out]

Blanche:
That's not quite what I got out of it Sophia, I thought you were trying to tell me to dump my cheating boyfriend because there's lots of pepperoni in the sea!

Sophia:
Yeah...that's exactly what I was trying to tell you.

Blanche:
Thank you Sophia. [Blanche leaves]

Sophia:
What about you, Dorothy, did I help you with your problem?

Dorothy:
You sure did, Ma, I didn't know what to have for dinner. How about splitting a pepperoni pizza?

Sophia:
Sure, you buying?

Dorothy:
Does a pepperoni swim upstream?

Sophia:
It did once, let's go!