The Golden Girls, Season 3

Blanche:
I saw some of the sketches he's been doing of me, Rose. He never lets me see 'em, so today I looked through his things and I found some. They're horrible. The hair's all big and frizzy, the body's all droopy and saggy. The woman in those sketches is a dog!

Rose:
Blanche...

Blanche:
She's a clown!

Rose:
Blanche...

Blanche:
She's just a hideous, wrinkled old bag!

Rose:
Blanche, the woman in those sketches is me.

Blanche:
I know she sounds like you, honey, but she's not.

Rose:
Yes she is. Look. [pulls out key] I wanted to tell you about this all week but I couldn't. I've been posing for Laszlo too.

Blanche:
Oh dear Lord, strike me dead right here and now if that man prefers Rose Nylund over me.

Rose:
Blanche, you can't take it personally. Laszlo just decided he wanted someone with more innocence.

Blanche:
With more cellulite is more like it.

Rose:
Take that back!

Blanche:
I will not!

Rose:
Yes, you will!

Blanche:
I will not!

Rose:
You will too!

Dorothy:
Girls, girls, girls! What's going on here?

Blanche:
Nothing, Rose here just stabbed me in the back.

Rose:
I did not!

Blanche:
She's been posing for Laszlo too.

Rose:
He asked me to!

Blanche:
I sure don't know why, he'd go to Sea World if he wanted to see a naked whale.

Rose:
Or to your bathtub!

Blanche:
Oh ho, that does it, missy. This means war. We'll both keep goin', we'll just see who he picks for his sculpture.

Rose:
Fine, it's going to be me.

Blanche:
No it's not, it's going to be me.

Dorothy:
Girls, girls, I can settle this.

Blanche:
All right Dorothy, tell her who it's going to be.

Dorothy:
It's going to be me. [pulls out key and grins smugly]

Blanche:
You too?

Dorothy:
He asked me last Thursday.

Blanche:
Well, I am stunned.

Rose:
I'm relieved!

Blanche:
Relieved??

Rose Well sure, the woman you saw in those horrible drawings must have been Dorothy!