The Golden Girls, Season 3

Dorothy:
Hi girls, tell me, how did the audition for the play go?

Blanche:
Awful! We just got two tiny parts.

Rose:
We're doing The Sound of Music and Blanche is mad 'cause she didn't get the lead.

Dorothy:
Oh, I can't believe that you weren't cast in the lead role! You've gotten it the past five years in a row!

Blanche:
Well, they hired a new director this year, and he has no taste.

Rose:
Blanche used to sleep with the old one. The new director's gay!

Blanche:
A gay theater director, did you ever hear of such a thing?

Dorothy:
That's absolutely shocking. The next thing you know, they'll have black basketball players in the NBA.