The Golden Girls, Season 3

Blanche:
Hurricanes can be kind of fun. I remember one when I was married!

Angelo:
Married?

Blanche:
Uh... Mary. When I was Mary in the Christmas pageant at the convent, remember that, Sister Rose?

Rose:
Oh, yes, Sister Blanche is quite an actress.

Stan:
She'd have to be, to make anyone believe she was a virgin!

Dorothy:
Stanley, you're a pig in a cheap suit!

Stan:
Ya know, for two cents...

Dorothy:
...you could get a better toupee?

Stan:
Okay, that's it, I've had enough, I'm not going on with this anymore!

Sophia:
[pointing] Angelo, look! Saint Francis of Assisi!

[While Angelo is looking away, Sophia slaps Stan across the face.]

Sophia:
Shut up and play ball, you yutz! [To Angelo] False alarm, never mind.