The Golden Girls, Season 3

[Angelo, not knowing Stan and Dorothy are divorced, brings Stan into Dorothy's room at night. When Angelo leaves, Stan sits on the end of the bed]

Stan:
Dorothy, I know it's been a while, but try and control yourself, I need to get some rest. [Dorothy kicks him off of the bed] What the hell was that for?!

Dorothy:
You're not getting into this bed, Stanley.

Stan:
Then where am I supposed to sleep?

Dorothy:
On the floor, like any dog.

Stan:
Oh, fine! [grabs pillow and sheets] Just fine! Stan Zbornak doesn't have to beg a woman to get into bed! Women come to me!

Dorothy:
Yeah, right after they get the approval number on your MasterCard!

Stan:
Good night!

Dorothy:
Oh, shut up!

[Stan gets on the floor and lays down as Dorothy turns off the light. He starts laughing]

Dorothy:
Stanley, if you're doing what I think you're doing, you're in big trouble.