The Golden Girls, Season 3

Blanche:
Rose! It is 2 AM! What are you still doing up?

Rose:
Well I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd get up and make a batch of Sparhuven Krispies. It's an ancient Scandinavian midnight snack.

Dorothy:
I guess after a night of pillaging and raping, a Viking wants a little something to go with his cocoa.

Blanche:
Well they smell God awful!

Rose:
Yeah just when you're about ready to throw up from the stench, that's when they're done. Who wants some?

Dorothy:
[commenting on the smell of Rose's snacks] Rose, if these had been offered to the Donner Party, they still would've eaten each other!

Rose:
Don't be silly Dorothy. They're delicious. You just have to know how to eat them. You hold your nose with one hand [holding nose] and you pop a krispie in your mouth with the other. Mmm! That tastes like cheesecake, fresh strawberries, and chocolate ice cream.

Blanche:
[tries one] My gosh, you're right. That is the best thing I have ever tasted!

Dorothy:
[eating a krispie] This is delicious!

Sophia enters kitchen Hey, give me a break. You can't smell that from the hall!