The Golden Girls, Season 4

Blanche:
So when the waiter brought my order, he set down a big bowl of gazpacho right in front of me, and I said, "I ordered the consomme'." He said, "A hot number like you needs something spicy." And I said, "I'll give you something spicy," and I poured the gazpacho right down his pants.

Dorothy:
So you never went out with him.

Blanche:
No... just slept with him. He wasn't my type.

Rose:
Oh my goodness, Blanche, how could you?!

Dorothy:
Oh come on, Rose, she's just teasing you.

Blanche:
That's right, honey, I'm just teasin'. You always tease the one you love. Actually, tease and tickle. Actually, tease, tickle and spank. Actually...

Dorothy:
Blanche!