The Golden Girls, Season 4

Sophia:
According to Sicilian custom, I can't get married unless I have you-know-who's blessing.

Rose:
Whose?

Sophia:
Dick Clark! Dorothy, you idiot!

Rose:
Dorothy, your mother's talking to you.

Sophia:
Dorothy, I spoke to your Aunt Regina in Sicily this morning to tell her about the wedding, she told me I'm in for some very bad luck unless I get the blessing of my eldest daughter or my child with the most facial hair. Either way, all arrows point to you.

Dorothy:
Ma, you know how I feel. I cannot give you my blessing.

Sophia:
Dorothy, I love you, but if you ruin my happiness, I will put a Sicilian curse on you that will be like hell on earth!

Dorothy:
Ma, you can't put a Sicilian curse on your eldest daughter if the mother is marrying a man under five-foot-seven! You're not the only one with Aunt Regina's phone number.

Sophia:
Damn MCI.