The Golden Girls, Season 4

Rose:
Blanche, I would be honored if you would be the first member of the Hunka-Hunka-Burnin'-Love fan club.

Blanche:
I graciously accept, and promise to do a good job as president!

Rose:
Why should you be president?

Blanche:
Well, because I saw Elvis in Harem Scarem over 50 times.

Rose:
Well, so did I!

Blanche:
I have every album he ever recorded.

Rose:
So have I, and every single!

Blanche:
I slept with him in a Motel 6 outside Chattanooga.

Rose:
[leaves kitchen, chagrined] Congratulations, Madam President!

Dorothy:
Blanche, why did you say that? You didn't really sleep with Elvis Presley.

Blanche:
Dorothy, back where I come from, there were a lot of hillbilly boys with mutton-chop sideburns named Elvis. The light was bad in the bayou, it could've happened!

Dorothy:
Blanche, you never slept with Elvis Presley.

Blanche:
All right, all right! But I did once make love to an unattractive boy named Ernest and in the middle of it, I cried out Elvis's name. Technically I think that counts.