The Golden Girls, Season 4

Blanche:
But before we adjourn, our secretary has a real special surprise: a genuine Elvis artifact!

Rose:
It's a partially eaten pork chop. He had beautiful teeth, didn't he? [passes around pork chop in glass collector's case]

Dorothy:
[holding pork chop in case] This has to be a fake. I mean, Elvis would have never left this much meat on a pork chop. [laughs hysterically]

Blanche:
[unamused, steals pork chop] Dorothy, you're out of the club. Meeting is adjourned. Thank you, ladies. See you next week. [other members depart] Well, I hope you're not too upset over this, Dorothy.

Dorothy:
I've just been thrown out of an unauthorized Elvis fan club. I'll try to pick up the pieces and go on with my life. I mean, there must be a support group for people like me.

Rose:
We're sorry, Dorothy, but the bylaws clearly state that any derogatory remarks about the King are grounds for immediate expulsion.

Blanche:
Maybe you ought to join an organization that is a little less fanatical in its devotion, honey.

Dorothy:
Oh, like what, Blanche, the PLO?