The Golden Girls, Season 4

Rose:
If you ask me, people rely too much on sex in relationships anyway.

Ernest:
You're right. I mean, what is sex, after all?

Rose:
Two clunky old bodies thrashing around against each other. Like animals.

Ernest:
You get all sweaty, and flushed.

Rose:
Your hair gets mussed.

Ernest:
You lose your breath.

Rose:
You lose your earrings.

Ernest:
[steadily turned on] Your mouth waters...

Rose:
[steadily turned on] Your nose runs...

Ernest:
...your heart races...

Rose:
...your blood races...

Ernest:
...Rose...

Rose:
...say it, Ernie...

Ernest:
It's time, Rose.

Rose:
[raises hand] Check, please!