The Golden Girls, Season 4

Dorothy:
Ma, we're going away for the weekend, just the two of us. So pack your bags, we are off to a cabin in the Keys!

Sophia:
Wait a minute, Dorothy, you pulled this one on me once before. Remember Shady Pines Retirement Village? [to Rose and Blanche] She told me we were going to a resort. We pull up to this place that looks like the Bates Motel, and two goons in white coats drag me inside and for the next year and a half I'm forced to make lanyards against my will.

Dorothy:
Ma, you know that's not how it was!

Sophia:
You're right, sometimes they forced me to make moccasins. No thanks, not again!

Dorothy:
Look Ma, all I want is for us to go away together, just the two of us. Ma, we'll go anywhere you want to go.

Sophia:
Great, I wanna go to Disney World.

Dorothy:
Then that's where we're going.

Sophia:
Oh? All of a sudden you're gonna take me, after I've been asking for years?

Dorothy:
That's right!

Sophia:
[to Rose and Blanche] Leave your shoe sizes, let me know whether you want your moccasins in brown or black!