The Golden Girls, Season 4

Blanche:
Girls, you are my very best friends in the entire world, and I trust and respect you more than any people I know, so I want you to tell me truth - now, honestly, do you think I'm competent at what I do?

Rose:
Based on the sounds from your bedroom, I'd bet you're damn near spectacular.

Blanche:
I am talking about my job at the museum!!

Dorothy:
Of course, you're competent, Blanche. I mean, they wouldn't have kept you for five years if you weren't.

Blanche:
Well, then, why do you think my boss is constantly looking over my shoulder?

Dorothy:
I would guess a plunging neckline and a push-up bra.

Blanche:
You know, some days, I just want to throw in the towel and take an early retirement. I wonder if you can collect Social Security at 49, 50.

Dorothy:
4950--what is that, Blanche, the address of the Social Security building?