The Golden Girls, Season 5

[Sophia hands Rose a note with the explanation regarding Blanche's citrus plate]

Sophia:
I wrote it down. You be Rose, why don't I be Sophia. This is what we'll say right after they walk in the door. [reads] "Hi, Blanche! You look beautiful. Welcome home. I love you."

Rose:
[reads] "I broke the plate. I'm such a clumsy fool."

Sophia:
Okay, now you can skip down to here.

Rose:
I'm not gonna do this!

Sophia:
Come on, you gotta! If it's the writing, I can punch it up!