The Golden Girls, Season 5

Rose:
I sure miss a traditional St. Olaf Christmas.

Dorothy:
Excuse me, Rose, do we have time to run out and get hit by a bus?

Rose:
First there'd be the Christmas pageant with the shepherds and the angels, and the Two Wise Men.

Blanche:
There were three wise men, Rose.

Rose:
Not in St. Olaf. Then we'd all go down to the town square and try to form a circle, and then we'd all go home and smoke kippers.

Blanche:
Why, Rose?

Rose:
Because it's the best way to get your house to smell like kippers. And then, in keeping with the spirit of Christmas, it was traditional to let all the animals sleep inside that night. And then the next morning the rumors would start... and they'd continue until New Year's, and we'd all make resolutions that it would never happen again. But then the next year, all it took was a little eggnog and one wise guy saying, "What the hell, it's Christmas!"