The Golden Girls, Season 5

Blanche:
Dorothy, you didn't tell me you were having company.

Dorothy:
This is Merrill.

Blanche:
Well, how do you do, Merrill? [realizing who he is immediately jumps from the couch] MERRILL!

Dorothy:
He is here to see Blanche, and we told him we don't know when Blanche will be back.

Blanche:
Oh, no, you wouldn't want to wait around for her, she's cold... frigid, hardly likes men at all.

Rose:
And she's ugly, isn't she?

Blanche:
Ugly is kind of a strong word, Rose.

Rose:
And wrinkled.

Blanche:
She is not wrinkled.

Rose:
And fat.

Blanche:
Stop that! You stop that right now, she is none of those things, she is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous!

Merrill:
All right, works for me, tell Blanche I'll be back.

Blanche:
[after Merrill leaves] And stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!