The Golden Girls, Season 6

Blanche:
I know but now there's more at stake, everything's changed. It's all new and exciting. In many ways I feel just the way I felt when I was a virgin.

Sophia:
You mean the feeling isn't gonna last long?

Blanche:
Are you implying I lost my virginity at an early age?

Sophia:
I'm just saying you're lucky Jack and Jill Magazine didn't have a gossip column.

Dorothy:
Ma!

Sophia:
Please, pussycat, I'm on a roll.

Blanche:
I'm sorry, Sophia. But I'm not gonna let your skepticism ruin my entire evening. Mel and I were meant to be together.

Sophia:
I wish I could say the same for your thighs. God, I'm hot tonight.

Blanche:
I'm not gonna stand for this.

Sophia:
Take it, Dorothy!

Dorothy:
But I'll bet you'll lay down for it.

Sophia:
Well that was just plain rude!

Blanche:
Some people just don't know when to quit.