The Golden Girls, Season 6

Rose:
[reading Dorothy's "bio" at the bachelorette auction] "If Dorothy's not off winging her way to Molokai to assist Father Damien in his work with the lepers, you can find her hang-gliding high above the Florida Keys."

Dorothy:
Rose... where did you get that?!

Rose:
From your mother. Before she and I talked, I wasn't aware of any of it. [continues reading] "She's a scratch golfer who, under President Jimmy Carter, served as the United States Senate Majority Whip. And she likes to read."

Sophia:
[to Blanche] I figured, close with the truth. It'll kind of anchor the rest.

Dorothy:
I want to thank you all for holding this event on a night when my hang-glider is in the shop, and Congress is in recess, and the lepers are on Geraldo. Go ahead Rose.

Rose:
Right Dorothy. All right, now let's start the bidding at five dollars.

Bidder:
Five dollars!

Stan:
[entering lobby] One hundred dollars.

Dorothy:
Stanley! What are you doing here?

Stan:
I'm buying a date with the woman I love.

Dorothy:
Oh geez! Not in front of people!

Bidder:
One hundred and ten!

Sophia:
[to Blanche, about the bidder, who is a man they all "bought" for Dorothy] What the hell is he doing? Didn't you give him a limit?

Stan Two hundred!

Dorothy:
Security! Have this man removed! He's a lonely male impersonator.

Bidder:
Two-ten!

Blanche:
[jumps up from table] What?! What is WRONG with you? The woman's been with lepers!

Stan:
Three hundred!

Dorothy:
Stanley stop it! I am not going out with you. I would rather be bound and gagged, and left on an anthill covered with honey.

Second Bidder:
FOUR HUNDRED!

Bidder:
Four-ten!

Dorothy:
SOLD!

Rose:
Dorothy, I say that.

Stan:
Five hundred!

Blanche:
SOLD!

Dorothy:
[pointing to Rose] SHE says that!

Blanche:
Rose, do something!

Rose:
SOLD! Sorry Dorothy, that's $500 for the Children's Hospital. I guess dreams really can come true.