The Golden Girls, Season 7

Dorothy:
Ma, what are you doing up?

Sophia:
Disappointed, huh? If I'm up that means I'm alive, and if I'm alive it means you can't get your hands on my money.

Dorothy:
What are you talking about?

Sophia:
You know about the will. You know if I die you'll be on easy street. What did you do, Dorothy, slip cyanide into my mouthwash? Ha ha, the joke's on you, I don't use it.

Dorothy:
Oh Ma, come on, you're just being silly. [pours a cup of tea] Here, have some tea. [gets a mysterious, sinister expression on her face] It'll relax you.

Sophia:
Nice try, Dorothy. Rose, you taste it.

Dorothy:
Rose, DON'T!!! ... [calmer] That tea was for my mommy.

Sophia:
You try to do right by your kids, and you end up as the lead story on Hard Copy!