The Golden Girls, Season 7

Blanche:
Rose, could I see you for a moment?

Rose:
[walks over] You're mad, aren't you?

Blanche:
Rose Nylund, every man I know is watching this show, this live show, this live show about lesbian lovers of Miami.

Rose:
Every man you know is watching? Hey, we could beat The Price is Right!

Dorothy:
Rose, we can't kill you here because there are cameras. Now how did this happen?

Rose:
Oh, I don't know. They just said they wanted two women who loved each other and slept together.

Dorothy:
We DO NOT sleep together!

Rose:
Yes, you did! Last month, whe-, when Blanche was having her room repainted because the plaster behind her headboard all fell out!

Blanche:
Listen. I'm not going through with this!

Rose:
Blanche, if you leave, they'll fire me!

Dorothy:
Good. My mother is here. My teacher is here. Good!

Rose:
If I lose my job, I won't be able to do anything but... sit home and tell St. Olaf stories!

Blanche:
Blackmail! Oh, ho, ho, ho, very smart!

Rose:
Hey, they don't call me "Harold Goldstein" for nothing!