The Golden Girls, Season 7

Blanche:
I have a little exercise I do whenever my self-esteem is kind of low. I say my name and then I list three positive things about myself. I'm Blanche Devereaux. I'm beautiful, men find me desirable, and people want to be my friend. Go on, now you try.

Dorothy:
Oh, Blanche.

Blanche:
Oh, please. Please.

Dorothy:
[Sighing]Oh. I'm Dorothy Zbornak, I'm beautiful, men find me desirable and people want to be my friend.

Blanche:
Sorry, I confused you honey. You're supposed to say three positive things that apply to you. You know, like you could say, I'm Dorothy Zbornak...I'm a good speller, and um....I'm very prompt, and um..... well actually there's..., there's no law that says there has to be three.

Dorothy:
Actually, I just thought of a third one; I can snap a friend's neck like a twig.