The Golden Girls, Season 7

Dorothy:
[trying to explain to Rose, in a roundabout way, how she kissed Miles] Let's say you make Miles a batch of your delicious, creamy cupcakes, and he loves them so much that he wants you to make them all the time.

Rose:
Miles does have a sweet tooth.

Dorothy:
But let's say that, even though he loves your cupcakes more than life itself, one day he decides to try somebody else's cupcakes. For lack of a better example let's say my cupcakes. And I, in a mad passionate moment, forget myself and... [voice breaking slightly] let him try my cupcakes. How would that make you feel?

Rose:
I'd like to think I'd understand.

Dorothy:
Oh, good, good. I was hoping that's what you would say.

[Rose giggles]

Dorothy:
What?

Rose:
I'm sorry. It's just the idea of Miles wanting to try your cupcakes.

Dorothy:
Why is that funny?

Rose:
No offense, Dorothy, but your cupcakes are dry and tasteless. Nobody ever likes your cupcakes.

Dorothy:
My cupcakes are moist and delicious. Men LOVE my cupcakes.

Rose:
Get a clue, Dorothy. Men would rather pay for cupcakes.

Dorothy:
[angrily] Let me tell you something, you Swedish meatball! I... wait - wait a minute. You're actually talking about cupcakes, aren't you?

Rose:
You bet I'm talking about cupcakes. What are you talking about? Wait a minute... have you and Miles been... baking together?

Dorothy:
Rose, I would never do that to you. I swear.

Rose:
Good. [picks up a coffee mug] Because if I ever caught Miles with another woman in my kitchen, I'd... [the coffee mug breaks from the pressure of Rose squeezing on it; Rose first looks at the mug in amazement, and then gives Dorothy a triumphant look]