Gossip Girl, Season 1

Chuck:
I love this town. I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.

Serena:
And if you get a drink, they're also serving pigs.

Chuck:
Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty.

Serena:
You just love when a girl talks to you.

Chuck:
Actually, I prefer them when they're not talking.

Serena:
[Sarcastically] Mm. I've missed your witty banter.

Chuck:
Let's catch up! Take our clothes off, stare at each other.

Serena:
How about I just get a bite to eat. I'm drinking on an empty stomach.

Chuck:
I heard you didn't do that anymore.

Serena:
Special occasion.

Chuck:
Well, how about a grilled cheese with truffle oil? You love truffles.

Serena:
Enough to know it's not on the menu.

Chuck:
I'm connected.

Serena:
Only 'cause I'm hungry.