Gossip Girl, Season 1

Serena:
I don't want a bath.

Nate:
Aw, too bad, Blair's direct orders.

Serena:
Blair's not the boss of me.

Nate:
Are you in here? Because Blair is the boss of all of us. Seriously, Serena, you smell like the floor of a brewery.

Serena:
I do not!

Nate:
Yes, you do.

Serena:
Oh, my God. Yes, I do.

Nate:
Yeah.

Serena:
A brewery floor with a hint of second hand smoke.

Nate:
And a pint of Old Spice.

Serena:
I totally need a bath.

Nate:
Yes, you do.

Serena:
Blair's a bossy genius.

Nate:
Yeah, she is.

Serena:
[Using the shower head as a mic] So, what about you?

Nate:
What about me? I don't smell like an ashtray.

Serena:
But you look like an ass-tray.